The Critical 'I'

Read. React. Repeat.

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

BIBLEMAN--AND HIS SIDEKICK
A random visit to Deadly Cupcake 3 reacquainted me with the holy cruddiness that is Bibleman.

Bibleman's alter-ego is none other than Willie Aames. The same Willie Aames of "Charles In Charge" and (my personal favorite) "Eight Is Enough" fame.

Now that Aames has hit his post-cocaine holy-roller bigtime, I think he should extend some Christian charity toward his former co-stars. I propose that Bibleman pick up an Old(school) Testament-style sidekick: Torah-boy! Adam Rich would be ideal, but I could see Scott Baio in that slot instead. I'm sure both could use the work.