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Sunday, July 04, 2004

MECHANICAL VENUS FLYTRAP
feed me!
Considering my failed foray at keeping a Venus Flytrap plant alive, I'd be well-advised to give up on tending to greenery. The Flycatcher Mark II is a good step in that direction.

What's the deal with selling this through GirlsStuff.co.uk? How is a monsterish-looking toy supposed to appeal to girls? It even makes a belching sound, ferchrissakes--doesn't seem too girlie to me. Maybe it is in the UK.

Regardless of its mechanical innards, it still looks like a plant. Therefore, I bet I could still kill it. My over-watering method of plant destruction should do this little trinket in...

(Via email from GreenGourd's Garden)