The Critical 'I'

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Friday, June 18, 2004

MADONNA, WITH A SHOT OF ESTHER-GEN
So Madonna has adopted the Hebrew name "Esther" as part of her continuing exploration of spiritualism.

Kabbala, shmabbala. Wanna know the real reason for this transformation?

She's a mother now, and she feels that the Italian/Catholic nagging module doesn't provide enough firepower; so she's upping the ante by adding the overbearing Jewish Mother character set to her arsenal.

Pray for her children.