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Wednesday, June 02, 2004

JERSEY DON'T PLAY LADIES' NIGHT
Looks like we can expect an uptick in New Jersey's already healthy suicide rate, at least for singles, as the state's Division on Civil Rights ruled that ladies' night promotions by bars and nightclubs are illegal.

Oh yes, the punchlines just keep on coming from out of the Garden State. Rock on, Trenton; don't think we don't appreciate it!

By coincidence, I was considering hitting Ladies' Night at Martini Bar tonight. I guess I should be thankful I live in a state that still allows the ladies to get tipsy for gratis.