The Critical 'I'

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Sunday, June 13, 2004

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLSEN TWINS
barely legal
Today's the big day for Mary-Kate and Ashley! The twins turn 18 years old, thus ending the vigil observed at the now-defunct olsentwinscountdown.com and, I'm sure, several other websites.

So, to all your twenty-, thirty- and even forty-something males who've been anxiously awaiting this day, be of good cheer: Technically, anyway, you are now no longer pedophiles.

Now that they're adults, the twins can put their little-girl image behind them, and stake a claim to becoming big-time Hollywood film stars. Or not.