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Tuesday, May 04, 2004

GUARD YOUR BANANA
yes we have no
Because no one likes opening up a backpack or briefcase and finding that lunchtime banana smushed, Banana Guard was created. Brought to you by Canada, naturally enough.

And because it's a product of Canada, the Banana Guard comes in several thrilling coloUrs: Ravishing Red, Skyhigh Blue (distinct from Brilliant Blue), and my personal favorite, Sublime Green.

I know I'm not the only one who thinks this whole product line could be easily adapted to condoms...