The Critical 'I'

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Monday, April 19, 2004

SPAM SUBJECT LINE OF NOTE
asteroid-free
As big a pain in the ass as spam is, every so often you come across a piece with a subject line that catches your attention. So it was for me today, with this one from work:
it depends on your asteroid bribery
Let the record show that I have never bribed an asteroid in my entire life, nor any other interplanetary object. I'd like to say that I never will, but with technology, and computers, and stuff, who can say for sure?

Little nuggets like this almost make me see why some people use spam as poetic raw material.