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Monday, April 05, 2004

MOOD PACIFIER
mood indigo
Are you a frantic parent of a newborn? Does it drive you nuts that you can't tell when your little bundle of joy is happy, sad, or stressed? Then you need some color-coded help, in the form of the soon-to-be released mood pacifier.

It'll be just like the '70s mood ring madness all over again. Groovy, baby.

Five dollars for one of these things seems pretty cheap. I wonder if any of my baby-laden friends will have kids that will be young enough to still need pacifiers when this amazing product finally hits the market.