The Critical 'I'

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Tuesday, April 13, 2004

THE BUFFET FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE
Not only can you experience Prince's music and stage show in Tampa later this month, but for a measley 100 bucks, you can dine on foods inspired by The Artist's music (click on the "XO Club" link in the subheader).

Wrap your lips around these toe-tapping morsels:
- U Got The Look Antipasto Salad
- Sign O' The Times Seafood Display
- Diamonds & Pearls Scampi Station
- Lemon Crush Chicken
- Raspberry Beret Salmon
- Purple Rain Potatoes
- Alphabet Street Medley
- Little Red Corvette Chilis
What, no Under The Cherry Moonpies? No Cream-Covered Chocolate Kisses?

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Or pony up a Benjamin and partake.

(Via Sticks of Fire)