The Critical 'I'

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Sunday, March 28, 2004

HIGH POWER BILL, HIGH TIMES?
Does your household electricity bill run into the hundreds of dollars each month? Then start turning off that fifth TV and automated catfood dispenser, or else you could be the target of a police drug bust.

And if you really are using all the juice to power your high-intensity pot-growing sun lamps, start baking your brownies sooner, rather than later.