The Critical 'I'

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Wednesday, February 18, 2004

SCHOOL OF SCRATCH
perfesser scratch
Are your DJing skillz not as mad as you'd like? Are you getting kicked out of the club before you even get a chance to lay down your latest beats? Nobody will tell you to your face, but it's probably because your scratchin' sucks, G.

So off to Berklee College of Music with you, to enroll in Professor Needlejuice's one-of-a-kind scratchin' symposium. Cut faster, mixmaster.

My awesome street cred prevents me from lowering myself to taking a college course in the art of the scratch. However, if Berklee should come up with Human Beatbox 101 as a natural accompanying elective, then I'm there.