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Sunday, February 29, 2004

APPLE STORES, BUT NO MICROSOFT STORES?
This past weekend saw the opening of San Francisco's Apple Store, to the customary wild fanfare. The company's retail outlets are a testament to the level of loyalty Apple users have (not to mention providing Apple a sure-fire, if expensive, way to ensure their products have a bricks-and-mortar sales channel).

This latest showing of Apple enthusiasm triggered idle speculation in me as to why Microsoft hasn't followed suit and opened their own chain of Microsoft Stores. I mean, Gates and Co. have stolen so many other ideas and concepts from Apple, why not this?

The answer, of course, is that there are already a bunch of Microsoft Stores in existence--they're called Best Buy, Target, CompUSA, Wal-Mart and about a thousand others. Microsoft doesn't need to open its own retail arm because it doesn't have any problem getting its product onto store shelves; that's the benefit of running a monopoly. The only reason to start up a Microsoft-branded store is out of pure ego, and if nothing else, Bill Gates isn't stupid. Online retailing is the other factor--it's a lot cheaper to set up an ecommerce site to do some selling instead of opening up a physical store.

Still, it would make for some interesting PR for the Big Redmond Machine. Bill Gates, if you're reading this, remember to give me my percentage. I might take it in the form of Xbox stuff; we'll talk.