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Sunday, January 11, 2004

ENZYTE BOB'S REAL PROBLEM
hard, to please
Just watched, for probably the 500th time, that whimsical "Meet Bob" commercial for the natural male enhancement pill Enzyte.

Every time I see that commercial, it occurs to me that there may be a more obvious reason why Bob can't get it up without the aid of a supplement: Namely, his ugly-ass wife. Hey Bob, stop throwing that money away on penis pills and put it toward a divorce lawyer and/or a mistress.