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Saturday, January 17, 2004

DROPPIN' MAD LINGUISTICS
I came up with a couple of cheeky phrases yesterday. I make no claim on their total originality--it's entirely possible that I read or heard them somewhere before, and they dislodged from my memory banks later. But here they are; by all means, disseminate them far and wide, why don't you:

Squintvision - The means by which someone who needs corrective lenses views the world.

Squiggleworm Syndrome - A condition which overtakes toddlers from the age of 1 to about 3, wherein they are incapable of sitting still for more than 5 consecutive seconds.