The Critical 'I'

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Tuesday, January 06, 2004

ANATOMY OF A DONUT CRIME
from the inside, out
Let Robert Ligon's misdeeds be a lesson to all you potential donut bandits out there. Ligon is going to the slammer for 15 months for falsely claiming the donuts he was selling were low-fat, a claim that no donut-maker has been able to make true despite continuing research.

Fatty-filled donuts masquerading as low-fat fare. Just another example of how the donuts hate you, indeed.