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Monday, December 08, 2003

WHY OPRAH WON'T DO DAVE
thou hast foresaken me, oprah
I think most people got a big kick out of Dave Letterman's obsession with being accepted by Oprah; I know I did. Now, O tells her side of the story:

"Both times I was sort of like the butt of his jokes, " Winfrey tells Time magazine for its Dec. 15 issue. "I felt completely uncomfortable sitting in that chair, and I vowed I would not ever put myself in that position again."

I'm thinking Dave's gonna have to play kiss-kiss and make a deal to get her on the show, and he on hers. Hey, he managed to get Dr. Phil to appear on his show. Let's make it happen!