The Critical 'I'

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Tuesday, December 30, 2003

THAT YOUTHFUL ZAP
Face need a lift? Instead of going under the knife or smearing on gobs of cream, you can opt for some low-level shock treatment, courtesy of the handy-dandy Perfector.

"It felt wonderful," said [Peggy] Lyon, a seasonal Clearwater resident who has undergone two treatments. "My skin had a real glow."

Of course it had a "glow"--your skin just had the crap shocked out of it by electrical current! If you want that glow effect on your whole body, just lick your finger and stick it into a wall socket. Dumbass.