The Critical 'I'

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Wednesday, December 03, 2003

IT'S LO-OG, IT'S LO-OG
from blammo!
Following on the sentiment established yesterday with Triumph, today I present "The Log Song", from the dearly-departed "Ren & Stimpy Show":

What rolls down the stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log
It's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a Log!
You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your Log!
Everyone needs a Log!

Hmmm... I wonder if one could add a "b" to the start of it and redub it "The Blog Song"? I guess the "rolls down stairs" and "rolls over your neighbor's dog" parts don't jibe well with weblogs. Still, it's got to be better than this attempt.