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Thursday, November 20, 2003

THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR NATURAL BIONIC MAN
Ah, the wonders of daytime television. I just saw a commercial for Natural Bionics, a dietary supplement that's supposed to re-build cartilage in your joints. Guess who the celebrity pitchman was for it?

It was none other than the six million dollar man himself, Lee Majors! He was looking pretty young--in fact, much younger than he looked the last time I saw him in some commercial or program or whatever. I'm thinking he's had some work done.

Just think: If Majors lives long enough for the advent of real bionics to become mainstream, he could be in for a bonanza of endorsement opportunities.