The Critical 'I'

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Sunday, September 28, 2003

I found out this weekend that Sarah Silverman is now banging Jimmy Kimmel (no, I'm not going to link to his sorry Morning Zoo-style ass).

Why? For God's sake, why?

I love Sarah Silverman. He's hot, she's raunchy-funny, she lights up the screen in almost everything she's been in. Even in minor roles like in There's Something About Mary. And it breaks my devoted heart to know she's wasting her time with a schmoe like that.

I'll still enjoy her work. I just caught her last night in the sneak preview of School of Rock, and she was great as the bitchy bad-guy girlfriend. But please, Sarah, break up with that guy! And give me a call! (Yeah, right, but I can dream...)