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Sunday, September 14, 2003

COACH DOGG
for rizzle
It's Sunday--football day! What better day to learn about Snoop Dogg's new gig as coach of his son's junior-league football team?

Imagine some of the playcalling from Coach Dogg: "Okay my chizzles, we're gonna run the rizzle-dizzle, with a fake-reverse pizzle." No danger of the other team catching wind of the play, because they probably won't understand it anyway.

You just know that the Orange County Junior All America Football League has it's own website (a rather crappy one, though). As does Snoop's team, the Rowland Heights Raiders. No sign of Snoop, aka Calvin Broadus, on either site, though.