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Monday, August 18, 2003

COMES THE IGUANA!
godzilla!
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky...


Well, it's not quite The Addams Family, but the iguanas that are overrunning South Florida are certainly a creepy-crawly pain in the butt. I've heard they've become as common a road-kill sight down there as armadillos and opossums.

Maybe they can make a fantastic monster movie about this. The precedent is Alligator, where some mean dad flushes his kid's pet baby gator down the toilet, where it grows into a man-eating monster! (And apparently eats Ed Norton.) It would have to be better than this clunker.