The Critical 'I'

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Wednesday, July 09, 2003

BRITNEY BANGED
show me a sign
My whole belief structure has been shaken, irrevocably, to the core. I swear, there's nothing left to believe in anymore.

I know you, too, felt exactly the same way when you heard that Britney Spears is not a virgin, and in fact lost it a long, long time ago. Justin-fiably so, even.

What are the odds that Justin had her saying, "Hit me baby, one more time!" while he was deflowering her? One can only hope for such things.

What's next? That her boobs aren't real, but implants (as has long been rumored)?

I'll also note here that the fall from fame is a long, slippery slope. Makes you do silly stuff like admit you're not a virgin.