The Critical 'I'

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Sunday, June 15, 2003

IS THAT GUM YOU'RE CHEWING, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
Hey men, get at least two sets of your muscles ready for the year 2011. That's when Pfizer's patent on Viagra runs out, and when the William Wrigley Jr. Company will come out with its generic Viagra chewing gum.

Nothing says "Let's get it on, honey" quite like popping a stick of gum in your mouth mere minutes before getting your bone honed.