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Wednesday, June 11, 2003

DRINKING AND DRIVING--IT'S THE LAW
You ask me, if they didn't want you to drink while driving, they would have invented pop-tops. Or twist-off bottle caps. Or bottles, cans, etc. It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

Fortunately for drunks on the go, there are places in this great land where you can quaff your fermented beverage of choice while cruising the roadways. So if you live in Mississippi, Montana or Wyoming, get the car keys and bottoms up!