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Tuesday, June 17, 2003

BECKHAM GETS REAL, MADRID
hola, seƱor spice
In a move that can most accurately be characterized as the latest chapter in the Castilian-Catalonian cultural rivalry, English fuuuuut-bol (or soccer) star David Beckham was sold, chattel-like, to Spanish soccer club Real Madrid, thus spurning rival Barcelona. Just as well, since Mr. Spice-Girl wasn't hip to learning Catalan.