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Friday, April 25, 2003

NEW NEIGHBORS MOVING IN
Hell's bells. Despite my fervent wishes that the newly-emptied apartment downstairs would soon be occupied by renters of the female persuasion, it looks like a couple of goofy-looking guys are moving in instead. Shit. I hope they're quiet, at least.

Why couldn't, just once, a couple of hot bikini models move in nearby? Is that too much to ask? I guess it is...