The Critical 'I'

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Wednesday, March 12, 2003

WATCH OUT FOR THE KRYPTONITE!
kal-el was here
You like superheroes? Capes and costumes and such? Then perhaps you'd like to vote for who will be the next movie Superman. Go for it, Jimmy Olsen!

Does anyone else shudder at the mere idea of Nicholas Cage putting on the red cape? He's been rumored to be the next guy for years, and my God, I cannot think of a worse candidate. Great idea, let's have a sunken-chested over-actor with a naturally whiny voice portray the Man of Steel. Hollywood!