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Thursday, March 27, 2003

VODKA POWER
Alcohol is energy fuel! Any drunk worth his ravaged liver can tell you that. So it should come as no shock at all that an enzyme-catalyzed battery has been developed that runs on shots of vodka. One day, all our mobile phones and PDAs will run on vodka power!

Does it matter which brand of vodka? Probably not. Still, may I recommend Grey Goose, the pride of France?

Vodka-powered electronics. What's next, coconut-powered boats? (Too bad the Professor on Gilligan's Island didn't think that one up, they could have gotten off that rock years earlier.)