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Tuesday, December 17, 2002

WIRELESS HEART ATTACK
Joggers with weak hearts no longer need fear about collapsing in a mid-stride and croaking. The good folks at International Business Machines have developed a heart monitoring device that will send out a cellphone call just as soon as the ol' ticker conks out. Naturally, you need to own a cellphone, and have it on all the time, for this to be effective.

Yeah, I know it's a lousy headline. Sue me. You get what you pay for, folks.