The Critical 'I'

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Tuesday, December 03, 2002

MICHAEL, MICHAEL, MICHAEL....
hobbling along, much like his career
If you're Michael Jackson, the fun just never ends. Whacko Jacko's latest life development is being bit by a spider in the foot and subsequently developing a crippling infection.

Hey Mike, think positive! Maybe it was a radioactive spider and you'll get super Spider-Man kind of powers! Or not.

Actually, I find the report of Jackson "wearing pink lipstick and rouged cheeks" for this court appearance to be the most disturbing thing of all. A Joker-like look, I assume? Is there anyone out there who has any doubt about this guy having completely lost his marbles?