The Critical 'I'

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Sunday, November 10, 2002

TODAY'S SHOW: BAT-HEAD BITERS AND THE WOMEN WHO LOVE THEM
freshen your drink, guv'nor?
With the regrettable success of The Dr. Phil Show, the rush is on to find the next home-run hitter in the daytime talkshow arena. Based on the stardom she's gained through The Osbournes, Sharon Osbourne, wife of Ozzy, has been tabbed as the next Oprah. Gee, I can't hardly wait.