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Monday, November 25, 2002

ROSES ARE RED, ROSES ARE BLUE
The elusive blue-tinted rose, long the dream of horticulturalists worldwide, may soon be a reality thanks to good ol' biotechnological engineering. But one example of the wonders that gene-splicing will bring!

Just think of the big Mafia order that will be placed for authentic black roses. It could transform the "whacking" industry as we know it.