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Friday, October 18, 2002

RETURN OF ROSEANNE
blech
The artist(?) formerly known as Roseanne Barr, and now known as just Piggy--uh, I mean, Roseanne--is returning to the small screen. Seems like she's taken some time between her last marriage and her next one to plan a TV comeback in the form of--what else?--a reality TV show. I thought the reality series category had the fatso white-trash bitch slot covered with Anna Nicole Smith, but hey, maybe the market will be big enough for another.

I fully plan to watch this show as much as I watched Roseanne's old sitcom. That is to say, not at all.