The Critical 'I'

Read. React. Repeat.

Thursday, August 29, 2002

I KNOW A CERTAIN KITTY-KITTY
THAT'S SLEEPING WITH MOMMY TONIGHT

Having trouble taming your pussy? Have no fear. The power to soothe the savage breast is here. Or more directly, hier.

(In anticipation to the question, I'm 31 years old. Mentality-wise, subtract about 30 years....)